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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Sphincterwish Group
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Loose Sphincters 3

owned by Sphincterwish Group · active for 135 days
Established bar 🏘️ Sphincterwish Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
18

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pang
Maggie May's · 19w loyal
Som
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Tik
Free Willy · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Tycoon
5.1% of bars
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Empire Builder
7.2% of bars
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Stronger Together
9.1% of bars
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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Millionaire
36.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
and 12 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Free Willy
2026-07-16
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs Bench Bar 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: Bench Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs Pad Thai Parlour 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: Pad Thai Parlour the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs J bar 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: J bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Bar Group
Sphincterwish Group
✨
Loose Sphincters 3
@Sphincterwish Group
Established Sphincterwish Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
135
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💎
Tycoon
🏘️
Empire Builder
🤝
Stronger Together
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs Bench Bar 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: Bench Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs Pad Thai Parlour 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: Pad Thai Parlour the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters 3 0 vs J bar 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters 3 · Loser: J bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"