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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Kåres retard bar

owned by Leif2 · active for 180 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
180
Win streak
2
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
19

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jane
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Michelle
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Ammie
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Valhalla 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Valhalla the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:30
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs BoomBoom Club 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: BoomBoom Club the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bar 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bad Cashiers 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bad Cashiers the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:28
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 566 vs Old Man Young Heart 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Old Man Young Heart the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Kåres retard bar
@Leif2
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
180
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
❤
Devoted
🪑
Home Improvement
⭐
Star Maker
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Valhalla 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Valhalla the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs BoomBoom Club 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: BoomBoom Club the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bar 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 0 vs Bad Cashiers 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Bad Cashiers the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kåres retard bar 566 vs Old Man Young Heart 0 Winner: Kåres retard bar · Loser: Old Man Young Heart the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"