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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Cock and Dandy

owned by flashydavid · active for 180 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
180
Win streak
0
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
21

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Fai
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Aom
Free Willy · 25w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
and 15 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Pattaya Bush Company 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Pattaya Bush Company the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:03
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:17
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Bangers 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Bangers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Funky Donkey 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Funky Donkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Cock and Dandy
@flashydavid
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
180
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🃏
Playing Dirty
💦
Songkran Survivor
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
💰
Millionaire
❤
Devoted
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Pattaya Bush Company 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Pattaya Bush Company the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Bangers 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Bangers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock and Dandy 0 vs Funky Donkey 0 Winner: Cock and Dandy · Loser: Funky Donkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"