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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Private Dick

owned by Colin · active for 180 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
180
Win streak
1
7 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
30

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pond
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Rose
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Pudding
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
27.4% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
🏗️
Going Big
30.2% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
and 24 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:11
🏆 FINAL: Private Dick 0 vs Sleepy Crab Bar 0 Winner: Private Dick · Loser: Sleepy Crab Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Private Dick 0 vs GrimDank IV - Penitent Engine 0 Winner: Private Dick · Loser: GrimDank IV - Penitent Engine the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:30
🏆 FINAL: F*ed Up Beyond Belief 1,349 vs Private Dick 1,444 Winner: Private Dick · Loser: F*ed Up Beyond Belief the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:27
🏆 Private Dick beat F*ed Up Beyond Belief** in Week 1 (1,444–1,349 drinks).
milestone · 2026-05-14 21:35:58
🔔 Private Dick rang the bell for Chocolate Star Fish.
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Private Dick
@Colin
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
180
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🏗️
Going Big
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Private Dick 0 vs Sleepy Crab Bar 0 Winner: Private Dick · Loser: Sleepy Crab Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Private Dick 0 vs GrimDank IV - Penitent Engine 0 Winner: Private Dick · Loser: GrimDank IV - Penitent Engine the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: F*ed Up Beyond Belief 1,349 vs Private Dick 1,444 Winner: Private Dick · Loser: F*ed Up Beyond Belief the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Private Dick beat F*ed Up Beyond Belief** in Week 1 (1,444–1,349 drinks).
milestone
🔔 Private Dick rang the bell for Chocolate Star Fish.