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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Palace a Blow-Blow

owned by EmperorNapoleon · active for 179 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
179
Win streak
0
7 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
32

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pond
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Jane
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Pudding
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
27.4% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
🏗️
Going Big
30.2% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
and 26 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:49
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 0 vs Ukky paradise 0 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: Ukky paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 0 vs Koh Chang Fat Birds 0 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: Koh Chang Fat Birds the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:13
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 0 vs Loose Dentures Lounge Darkside 0 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: Loose Dentures Lounge Darkside the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:10
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 2,291 vs FreeRepublic 1,726 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: FreeRepublic the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 Palace a Blow-Blow beat FreeRepublic in Week 2 (2,291–1,726 drinks).
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Palace a Blow-Blow
@EmperorNapoleon
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
179
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🏗️
Going Big
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 0 vs Ukky paradise 0 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: Ukky paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 0 vs Koh Chang Fat Birds 0 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: Koh Chang Fat Birds the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 0 vs Loose Dentures Lounge Darkside 0 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: Loose Dentures Lounge Darkside the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Palace a Blow-Blow 2,291 vs FreeRepublic 1,726 Winner: Palace a Blow-Blow · Loser: FreeRepublic the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Palace a Blow-Blow beat FreeRepublic in Week 2 (2,291–1,726 drinks).