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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Shire Hospitality Group
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Drunken Took

owned by Steven · active for 181 days · ● online now
Premier bar 🏘️ The Shire Hospitality Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
37 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
51
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Tik
Free Willy · 20w loyal
Polly
Free Willy · 19w loyal
Somm
Club Fate · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎭
Notorious
0.7% of bars
🎂
Half a Year Deep
3.0% of bars
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
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Empire Builder
7.3% of bars
and 45 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: The Chunky Munkey 0 vs Drunken Took 1,698 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: The Chunky Munkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:05
🏆 Drunken Took beat The Chunky Munkey in Week 2 (1,698–0 drinks).
achievement · 2026-09-12 02:12:31
💎 Drunken Took unlocked Diamond Hands.
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:58
🏆 FINAL: Second Opinion 0 vs Drunken Took 1,372 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: Second Opinion the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:56
🏆 Drunken Took beat Second Opinion in Week 2 (1,372–0 drinks).
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Bar Group
The Shire Hospitality Group
🍺
Drunken Took
@Steven · online
Premier The Shire Hospitality Group
🌍 Visit in 3D world
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎭
Notorious
🎂
Half a Year Deep
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🔎
Intel Gathered
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🏘️
Empire Builder
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Chunky Munkey 0 vs Drunken Took 1,698 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: The Chunky Munkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Drunken Took beat The Chunky Munkey in Week 2 (1,698–0 drinks).
achievement
💎 Drunken Took unlocked Diamond Hands.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Second Opinion 0 vs Drunken Took 1,372 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: Second Opinion the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Drunken Took beat Second Opinion in Week 2 (1,372–0 drinks).