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The Shire Hospitality Group
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Drunken Took

owned by Steven · active for 136 days
Premier bar 🏘️ The Shire Hospitality Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
3
23 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
46
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Tik
Free Willy · 14w loyal
Polly
Free Willy · 12w loyal
Somm
Club Fate · 12w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎭
Notorious
0.8% of bars
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.6% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
6.7% of bars
🏘️
Empire Builder
6.9% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
7.4% of bars
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Cheers!
7.5% of bars
and 40 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:51
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Took 1,150 vs The Moaner Lisa 718 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: The Moaner Lisa the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:38
🏆 Drunken Took beat The Moaner Lisa in Week 2 (1,150–718 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: The Ugly Tree 1,045 vs Drunken Took 1,219 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: The Ugly Tree the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Drunken Took beat The Ugly Tree in Week 1 (1,219–1,045 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:54
🏆 FINAL: Khao San Kickback 0 vs Drunken Took 1,649 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Bar Group
The Shire Hospitality Group
🍺
Drunken Took
@Steven
Premier The Shire Hospitality Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
3
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
1 / 3 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎭
Notorious
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🏘️
Empire Builder
⚔️
Group Victory
🍺
Cheers!
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Took 1,150 vs The Moaner Lisa 718 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: The Moaner Lisa the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Drunken Took beat The Moaner Lisa in Week 2 (1,150–718 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Ugly Tree 1,045 vs Drunken Took 1,219 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: The Ugly Tree the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Drunken Took beat The Ugly Tree in Week 1 (1,219–1,045 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Khao San Kickback 0 vs Drunken Took 1,649 Winner: Drunken Took · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"