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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Loose Sphincters R Us 1

owned by phil · active for 181 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pond
Maggie May's · 27w loyal
Michelle
Maggie's Jomtien · 27w loyal
Puinoon
Catflaps · 27w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
🗓️
Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:14
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs The shipfaced sailor 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: The shipfaced sailor the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs KnullaLagom 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: KnullaLagom the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs Electric Blue 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: Electric Blue the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:07
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Loose Sphincters R Us 1
@phil
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs The shipfaced sailor 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: The shipfaced sailor the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs KnullaLagom 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: KnullaLagom the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs Electric Blue 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: Electric Blue the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"