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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Puzzles

owned by Cycrus · active for 134 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
134
Win streak
1
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Goy
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Aom
Free Willy · 19w loyal
Film
Bradley's · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💦
Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
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Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs The 3rd hole 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: The 3rd hole the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs GILF Paradise 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: GILF Paradise the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Loose Sphincters 69 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Loose Sphincters 69 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 93 vs gogogoaleialeialei 91 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Puzzles
@Cycrus
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
134
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
⭐
Star Maker
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs The 3rd hole 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: The 3rd hole the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs GILF Paradise 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: GILF Paradise the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Loose Sphincters 69 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Loose Sphincters 69 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 93 vs gogogoaleialeialei 91 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"