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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Puzzles

owned by Cycrus · active for 179 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
179
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aom
Free Willy · 25w loyal
Film
Bradley's · 25w loyal
Goy
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:59
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Poison Play Bar 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Poison Play Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:00
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Knee Deep 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Knee Deep the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs The 3rd hole 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: The 3rd hole the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs GILF Paradise 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: GILF Paradise the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Puzzles
@Cycrus
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
179
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
⭐
Star Maker
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Poison Play Bar 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Poison Play Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Knee Deep 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Knee Deep the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs The 3rd hole 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: The 3rd hole the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs GILF Paradise 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: GILF Paradise the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Puzzles 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: Puzzles · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"