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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Burger Bar Boys
🦁

Phat Beach Bar

owned by Irob · active for 178 days
Legendary bar 🏘️ Burger Bar Boys
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
178
Win streak
4
78 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
63
🎯 Called it
5 / 9 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 24w loyal
Noi
Camel Toe · 23w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🗺️
Cartographer
2.4% of bars
🧭
Know Your Town
2.4% of bars
🛵
Garage Full
3.3% of bars
💎
Tycoon
5.1% of bars
👑
Season Champion
5.4% of bars
🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
and 57 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: Phat Beach Bar 3,121 vs Cum Inside 773 Winner: Phat Beach Bar · Loser: Cum Inside Elsa locked it in for Phat Beach Bar, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Phat Beach Bar beat Cum Inside in Week 2 (3,121–773 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:33
🏆 FINAL: Phat Beach Bar 3,167 vs 100% Burmese Girlz 131 Winner: Phat Beach Bar · Loser: 100% Burmese Girlz Apple locked it in for Phat Beach Bar, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:16
🏆 Phat Beach Bar beat 100% Burmese Girlz in Week 1 (3,167–131 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-17 03:55:13
🎟 Phat Beach Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-17.
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🏘️
Bar Group
Burger Bar Boys
🦁
Phat Beach Bar
@Irob
Legendary Burger Bar Boys
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
178
Win streak
4
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
5 / 9 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🗺️
Cartographer
🧭
Know Your Town
🛵
Garage Full
💎
Tycoon
👑
Season Champion
🔎
Intel Gathered
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Phat Beach Bar 3,121 vs Cum Inside 773 Winner: Phat Beach Bar · Loser: Cum Inside Elsa locked it in for Phat Beach Bar, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Phat Beach Bar beat Cum Inside in Week 2 (3,121–773 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Phat Beach Bar 3,167 vs 100% Burmese Girlz 131 Winner: Phat Beach Bar · Loser: 100% Burmese Girlz Apple locked it in for Phat Beach Bar, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Phat Beach Bar beat 100% Burmese Girlz in Week 1 (3,167–131 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Phat Beach Bar booked Hog Roast for 2026-09-17.