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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Sloppy Head

owned by Rockstar · active for 175 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
175
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pan
Club Fate · 25w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 25w loyal
Eve
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Freerepublic2 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Freerepublic2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Turuk Bar 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Turuk Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Paper Tiger 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Paper Tiger the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Mybar 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Mybar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Sloppy Head
@Rockstar
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
175
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Freerepublic2 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Freerepublic2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Turuk Bar 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Turuk Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Paper Tiger 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Paper Tiger the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sloppy Head 0 vs Mybar 0 Winner: Sloppy Head · Loser: Mybar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"