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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Dirty One

owned by Adamski · active for 181 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
32 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
30

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 27w loyal
Nupuk
Club Fate · 27w loyal
Linly
Camel Toe · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
🏇
By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
💯
Century Club
21.7% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
and 24 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 0 vs No Fatties 0 Winner: The Dirty One · Loser: No Fatties the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:51
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 106 vs Bareback Bar 0 Winner: The Dirty One · Loser: Bareback Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:38
🏆 The Dirty One beat Bareback Bar in Week 2 (106–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 347 vs OldUglyFatFucks 159 Winner: The Dirty One · Loser: OldUglyFatFucks the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 The Dirty One beat OldUglyFatFucks in Week 1 (347–159 drinks).
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The Dirty One
@Adamski
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🃏
Playing Dirty
🏇
By a Whisker
💯
Century Club
💦
Songkran Survivor
💃
Ladies' Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 0 vs No Fatties 0 Winner: The Dirty One · Loser: No Fatties the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 106 vs Bareback Bar 0 Winner: The Dirty One · Loser: Bareback Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 The Dirty One beat Bareback Bar in Week 2 (106–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 347 vs OldUglyFatFucks 159 Winner: The Dirty One · Loser: OldUglyFatFucks the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 The Dirty One beat OldUglyFatFucks in Week 1 (347–159 drinks).