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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Neon lights bar

owned by Joakim · active for 128 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
128
Win streak
1
3 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
21

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aom
Club Fate · 18w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 18w loyal
Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔴
Four in a Row
25.5% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
💰
Millionaire
36.2% of bars
👑
3×
37.3% of bars
🃏
Play Your Hand
41.2% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
and 15 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:50
🏆 FINAL: Neon lights bar 0 vs Feeder1 0 Winner: Neon lights bar · Loser: Feeder1 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:29
🏆 FINAL: Neon lights bar 514 vs Loose Sphincters 69 17 Winner: Neon lights bar · Loser: Loose Sphincters 69 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:27
🏆 Neon lights bar beat Loose Sphincters 69 in Week 1 (514–17 drinks).
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Neon lights bar
@Joakim
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
128
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔴
Four in a Row
💦
Songkran Survivor
💰
Millionaire
👑
3×
🃏
Play Your Hand
⭐
Star Maker
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon lights bar 0 vs Feeder1 0 Winner: Neon lights bar · Loser: Feeder1 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon lights bar 514 vs Loose Sphincters 69 17 Winner: Neon lights bar · Loser: Loose Sphincters 69 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Neon lights bar beat Loose Sphincters 69 in Week 1 (514–17 drinks).