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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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GOBALLS DEEP

owned by Hotler42 · active for 173 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
173
Win streak
1
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Senlek
Club Fate · 24w loyal
Love
Camel Toe · 24w loyal
Kat
Club Fate · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
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Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:00
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Agogo de Marcini 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Agogo de Marcini the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs The Tipsy Gecko 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: The Tipsy Gecko the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Bom-Bom Bar 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Bom-Bom Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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GOBALLS DEEP
@Hotler42
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
173
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Crazy man bar 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Crazy man bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Agogo de Marcini 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Agogo de Marcini the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs The Tipsy Gecko 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: The Tipsy Gecko the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Bom-Bom Bar 0 Winner: GOBALLS DEEP · Loser: Bom-Bom Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"