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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Magic
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Magic Midgets

“Small Spells. Big Spirits”
owned by Jazup · active for 181 days
Legendary bar Legend 🏘️ Magic 👑 Prestige 5 Fireworks facade 🏅 Legendary Bar
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
181
Win streak
10
75 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
82
🥩 Beef of the Day wins
🥩 2026-09-12 (1–0) 🥩 2026-08-13 (0–1) 🥩 2026-08-04 (1–0)
🏆
Hall of Bars
3 permanent titles
🎤 Soi Voice · S4 ⚔️ Soi Stirrer · S3 🔥 Phoenix · S3

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aoy
Maggie's Resort · 27w loyal
Senlek
Club Fate · 27w loyal
Aoy
Club Fate · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

👏
Crowd Favourite
0.1% of bars
👑
Kingpin
0.6% of bars
🛕
Magnate
0.7% of bars
🎭
Notorious
0.7% of bars
🏰
Mogul
0.9% of bars
👑
Mr Mayor
0.9% of bars
and 76 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-15
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-12
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Dirty Trixs 1,064 vs Magic Midgets 3,135 Winner: Magic Midgets · Loser: Dirty Trixs the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:05
🏆 Magic Midgets beat Dirty Trixs in Week 2 (3,135–1,064 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:19
🏆 FINAL: Magic Midgets 2,778 vs Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 1,967 Winner: Magic Midgets · Loser: Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:15
🏆 Magic Midgets beat Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 in Week 1 (2,778–1,967 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:51
🏆 FINAL: Magic Midgets 3,548 vs The Drunk Monkey 790 Winner: Magic Midgets · Loser: The Drunk Monkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Bar Group
Magic
🍸
Magic Midgets
“Small Spells. Big Spirits”
@Jazup
Legendary Legend Magic P5 🏅 Legendary
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
181
Win streak
10
Best night
Legendary
🏆
Hall of Bars
3 permanent titles
🎤 Soi Voice · S4 ⚔️ Soi Stirrer · S3 🔥 Phoenix · S3
🏆 Achievement showcase
👏
Crowd Favourite
👑
Kingpin
🛕
Magnate
🎭
Notorious
🏰
Mogul
👑
Mr Mayor
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-15
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-12
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-12
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dirty Trixs 1,064 vs Magic Midgets 3,135 Winner: Magic Midgets · Loser: Dirty Trixs the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Magic Midgets beat Dirty Trixs in Week 2 (3,135–1,064 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Magic Midgets 2,778 vs Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 1,967 Winner: Magic Midgets · Loser: Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Magic Midgets beat Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 in Week 1 (2,778–1,967 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Magic Midgets 3,548 vs The Drunk Monkey 790 Winner: Magic Midgets · Loser: The Drunk Monkey the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"