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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Euphoria

owned by Robbie1973 · active for 165 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
165
Win streak
0
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
23

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kik
Catflaps · 23w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 23w loyal
Game
Club Fate · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💘
Smitten
30.0% of bars
👑
3×
39.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🃏
Play Your Hand
42.9% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
and 17 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:29
🏆 FINAL: Euphoria 0 vs Chang Chang Bang Bang 0 Winner: Euphoria · Loser: Chang Chang Bang Bang the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: CLAUDE.MD Give Me 100m Credit 235 vs Euphoria 1,058 Winner: Euphoria · Loser: CLAUDE.MD Give Me 100m Credit the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 Euphoria beat CLAUDE.MD Give Me 100m Credit in Week 2 (1,058–235 drinks).
achievement · 2026-05-25 02:01:36
⭐ Euphoria unlocked Hat Trick.
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:29
🏆 FINAL: Maggie May's Darkside 96 vs Euphoria 871 Winner: Euphoria · Loser: Maggie May's Darkside the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Euphoria
@Robbie1973
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
165
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💘
Smitten
👑
3×
❤
Devoted
🃏
Play Your Hand
🪑
Home Improvement
⭐
Star Maker
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Euphoria 0 vs Chang Chang Bang Bang 0 Winner: Euphoria · Loser: Chang Chang Bang Bang the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: CLAUDE.MD Give Me 100m Credit 235 vs Euphoria 1,058 Winner: Euphoria · Loser: CLAUDE.MD Give Me 100m Credit the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Euphoria beat CLAUDE.MD Give Me 100m Credit in Week 2 (1,058–235 drinks).
achievement
⭐ Euphoria unlocked Hat Trick.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Maggie May's Darkside 96 vs Euphoria 871 Winner: Euphoria · Loser: Maggie May's Darkside the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"