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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The petting zoo

owned by tbd · active for 163 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
163
Win streak
1
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kat
Club Fate · 23w loyal
Nok
Club Fate · 23w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs BarCeta 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: BarCeta the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:24
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Khao San Kickback 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Chang Chang Bang Bang 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Chang Chang Bang Bang the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Electric Nights 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Electric Nights the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs fos 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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The petting zoo
@tbd
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
163
Win streak
1
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
❤
Devoted
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs BarCeta 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: BarCeta the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Khao San Kickback 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Chang Chang Bang Bang 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Chang Chang Bang Bang the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs Electric Nights 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: Electric Nights the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The petting zoo 0 vs fos 0 Winner: The petting zoo · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"