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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Relaxation Station

owned by test200 · active for 162 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
162
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 23w loyal
Ae
Maggie May's · 23w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:18
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Just Virgins 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Just Virgins the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Bar Rouge 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Bar Rouge the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:43
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Biggus Dickus 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Biggus Dickus the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Beer Googles 0 vs The Relaxation Station 138 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Beer Googles the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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The Relaxation Station
@test200
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
162
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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???
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???
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???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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???
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???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Just Virgins 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Just Virgins the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Bar Rouge 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Bar Rouge the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Relaxation Station 0 vs Biggus Dickus 0 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Biggus Dickus the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beer Googles 0 vs The Relaxation Station 138 Winner: The Relaxation Station · Loser: Beer Googles the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"