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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Friendly Canadian

owned by Treezzz · active for 160 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
160
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pan
Club Fate · 23w loyal
Giffy
Club Fate · 23w loyal
Nupuk
Club Fate · 23w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:55
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Lazy Lizard Lounge the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Indigo 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Indigo the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Cub Kitten 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Cub Kitten the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Nipslip 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Nipslip the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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The Friendly Canadian
@Treezzz
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
160
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🪑
Home Improvement
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Lazy Lizard Lounge the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Indigo 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Indigo the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Cub Kitten 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Cub Kitten the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Friendly Canadian 0 vs Nipslip 0 Winner: The Friendly Canadian · Loser: Nipslip the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"