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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Turgid Todger

owned by TheTurgidTodger · active for 159 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
159
Win streak
1
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
36

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nurs
Bradley's · 22w loyal
Jeab
Club Fate · 22w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
🎲
Hustler
12.1% of bars
📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
💔
Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
🗺️
Pattaya Pioneer
24.8% of bars
and 30 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-17
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-19
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite 602 vs The Turgid Todger 912 Winner: The Turgid Todger · Loser: P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 The Turgid Todger beat P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite in Week 2 (912–602 drinks).
achievement · 2026-09-22 02:09:28
⭐ The Turgid Todger unlocked Hat Trick.
purchase · 2026-09-20 07:37:49
🎟 The Turgid Todger booked Ladies' Night for 2026-09-20 (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-09-20 07:37:38
🎟 The Turgid Todger booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-20 (฿4,000).
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The Turgid Todger
@TheTurgidTodger
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
159
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🎲
Hustler
📚
Back to School
🔥
On Fire
💔
Cruel Margin
🗺️
Pattaya Pioneer
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-09-17
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-09-19
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite 602 vs The Turgid Todger 912 Winner: The Turgid Todger · Loser: P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Turgid Todger beat P.Tizm BJ Competition Squad Elite in Week 2 (912–602 drinks).
achievement
⭐ The Turgid Todger unlocked Hat Trick.
purchase
🎟 The Turgid Todger booked Ladies' Night for 2026-09-20 (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 The Turgid Todger booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-20 (฿4,000).