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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Baldy Pussy

owned by Marco · active for 158 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
158
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
27

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ployy
Club Fate · 22w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 22w loyal
Pan
Club Fate · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
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Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
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Smitten
30.0% of bars
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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
and 21 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:29
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 0 vs Neon lights bar 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Neon lights bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:55
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 0 vs Hansum Man 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Hansum Man the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:20
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 0 vs Kåres retard bar 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Kåres retard bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:53
🏆 FINAL: Real Niggas 0 vs Baldy Pussy 166 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Real Niggas the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:40
🏆 Baldy Pussy beat Real Niggas in Week 2 (166–0 drinks).
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Baldy Pussy
@Marco
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
158
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🔥
Rival Sweep
💘
Smitten
🤖
First Blood
💃
Ladies' Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
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???
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???
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???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 0 vs Neon lights bar 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Neon lights bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 0 vs Hansum Man 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Hansum Man the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Baldy Pussy 0 vs Kåres retard bar 0 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Kåres retard bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Real Niggas 0 vs Baldy Pussy 166 Winner: Baldy Pussy · Loser: Real Niggas the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Baldy Pussy beat Real Niggas in Week 2 (166–0 drinks).