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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🍻

The Wet Platypus

owned by MattHam · active for 158 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Thunder Downunder 🏅 Legendary Bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
158
Win streak
4
54 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
53
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jane
Catflaps · 18w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 18w loyal
Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🛵
Garage Full
3.3% of bars
💎
Tycoon
5.1% of bars
🏘️
Empire Builder
7.3% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
8.1% of bars
🥊
Duelist
8.8% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
8.8% of bars
and 47 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-16
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-22
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-14

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 08:58:31
🎴 The Wet Platypus played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:55
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:47
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:01
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-05 (฿8,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:56:56
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-04 (฿8,000).
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Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🍻
The Wet Platypus
@MattHam
Premier Thunder Downunder 🏅 Legendary
Tier
Premier
Days in business
158
Win streak
4
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🛵
Garage Full
💎
Tycoon
🏘️
Empire Builder
⚔️
Group Victory
🥊
Duelist
⚡
Double or Nothing
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-16
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-26
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-22
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-14
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎴 The Wet Platypus played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-05 (฿8,000).
purchase
🎟 The Wet Platypus booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-04 (฿8,000).