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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The steaming shed

owned by Dar · active for 136 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
7

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
29.2% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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First Victory
86.2% of bars
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Giant Slayer
91.2% of bars
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One Week In
97.9% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

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One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs Free Willy 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: Free Willy the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs Kingpin Bar 15 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: Kingpin Bar 15 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs NOOBLAR BAR 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: NOOBLAR BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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The steaming shed
@Dar
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🐢
Roasted
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs Free Willy 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: Free Willy the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs Kingpin Bar 15 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: Kingpin Bar 15 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The steaming shed 0 vs NOOBLAR BAR 0 Winner: The steaming shed · Loser: NOOBLAR BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"