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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Two Inch Bar

owned by Pingu11 · active for 155 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Sailom
Maggie May's · 22w loyal
Pop
Maggie May's · 22w loyal
Puinoon
Catflaps · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Full House
73.9% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs Biggus Dickus 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: Biggus Dickus the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:17
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs The Shaved Beaver 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: The Shaved Beaver the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:00
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs The Missing Menu Bar 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: The Missing Menu Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:05
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Two Inch Bar
@Pingu11
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs Biggus Dickus 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: Biggus Dickus the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs The Shaved Beaver 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: The Shaved Beaver the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs The Missing Menu Bar 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: The Missing Menu Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Two Inch Bar 0 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: Two Inch Bar · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"