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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The sick buffalo

owned by Nate151 · active for 110 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
9

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ying
Catflaps · 15w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Noo
Catflaps · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
👥
Full House
74.2% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
84.6% of bars
and 3 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 0 vs GILF Paradise 0 Winner: The sick buffalo · Loser: GILF Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 0 vs yes 0 Winner: The sick buffalo · Loser: yes the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 207 vs Sloppy Head 205 Winner: The sick buffalo · Loser: Sloppy Head the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 The sick buffalo beat Sloppy Head in Week 2 (207–205 drinks).
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The sick buffalo
@Nate151
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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???
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???
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???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
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???
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 0 vs GILF Paradise 0 Winner: The sick buffalo · Loser: GILF Paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 0 vs yes 0 Winner: The sick buffalo · Loser: yes the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The sick buffalo 207 vs Sloppy Head 205 Winner: The sick buffalo · Loser: Sloppy Head the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 The sick buffalo beat Sloppy Head in Week 2 (207–205 drinks).