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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Coconut Office

owned by ZdoesPattaya · active for 110 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 15w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
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Heating Up
61.1% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Full House
74.2% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Coconut Office 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Coconut Office 0 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 230 vs Coconut Office 316 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: Beefys Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 Coconut Office beat Beefys Bar in Week 2 (316–230 drinks).
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:28
🏆 FINAL: Coconut Grove 365 vs Coconut Office 538 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: Coconut Grove the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Coconut Office
@ZdoesPattaya
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
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???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Coconut Office 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Coconut Office 0 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 230 vs Coconut Office 316 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: Beefys Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Coconut Office beat Beefys Bar in Week 2 (316–230 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Coconut Grove 365 vs Coconut Office 538 Winner: Coconut Office · Loser: Coconut Grove the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"