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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Balloon Knot

owned by Elbart · active for 155 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Beebee
Maggie's Jomtien · 22w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 22w loyal
Kwang
Maggie May's · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💘
Smitten
30.0% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
🗓️
Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:24
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:59
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs The Pink Box 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: The Pink Box the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:58
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs B52 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Balloon Knot
@Elbart
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💘
Smitten
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Whale Cum Inn 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Whale Cum Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs The Pink Box 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: The Pink Box the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Balloon Knot 0 vs B52 0 Winner: Balloon Knot · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"