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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Pussy Lips

owned by Jhartt00 · active for 155 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nam
Maggie's Darkside · 22w loyal
Dow
Maggie's Resort · 22w loyal
Nan
Catflaps · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.5% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:53
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Perfect Peaches 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Perfect Peaches the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:24
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs CRZY BAR 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: CRZY BAR the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:55
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Aiki bars 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Aiki bars the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Len Jum Jee 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Len Jum Jee the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Pleasure Dome 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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Pussy Lips
@Jhartt00
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Perfect Peaches 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Perfect Peaches the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs CRZY BAR 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: CRZY BAR the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Aiki bars 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Aiki bars the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Len Jum Jee 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Len Jum Jee the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs Pleasure Dome 0 Winner: Pussy Lips · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"