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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Velvet Banana

owned by HomeyB · active for 155 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Focus
Camel Toe · 22w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 22w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Full House
73.9% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:26
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Cum city 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Cum city the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:15
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Sandbox Saloon 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Sandbox Saloon the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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The Velvet Banana
@HomeyB
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Cum city 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Cum city the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Sandbox Saloon 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Sandbox Saloon the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Sharples & Shenanigans 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Sharples & Shenanigans the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Velvet Banana 0 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: The Velvet Banana · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"