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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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NOOBLAR BAR

owned by LeDahoodieen · active for 155 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Chaba
Catflaps · 22w loyal
Sailom
Maggie May's · 22w loyal
Natty
Catflaps · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: NOOBLAR BAR 0 vs Party’s Bar 0 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Party’s Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: NOOBLAR BAR 0 vs Neon lights bar 0 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Neon lights bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Viking Bar 47 vs NOOBLAR BAR 213 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:06
🏆 NOOBLAR BAR beat Viking Bar in Week 2 (213–47 drinks).
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:30
🏆 FINAL: NOOBLAR BAR 308 vs Ladyboys 242 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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NOOBLAR BAR
@LeDahoodieen
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
155
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🪑
Home Improvement
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: NOOBLAR BAR 0 vs Party’s Bar 0 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Party’s Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: NOOBLAR BAR 0 vs Neon lights bar 0 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Neon lights bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Viking Bar 47 vs NOOBLAR BAR 213 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 NOOBLAR BAR beat Viking Bar in Week 2 (213–47 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: NOOBLAR BAR 308 vs Ladyboys 242 Winner: NOOBLAR BAR · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"