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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Holes and goals

owned by Andy · active for 154 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
154
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Minny
Club Fate · 22w loyal
Yong
Club Fate · 22w loyal
Jane
Catflaps · 22w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.5% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:18
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs Pussy Lips 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: Pussy Lips the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs Magic Pink 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: Magic Pink the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs T's Bar 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: T's Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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Holes and goals
@Andy
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
154
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs Pussy Lips 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: Pussy Lips the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs Magic Pink 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: Magic Pink the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs T's Bar 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: T's Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Holes and goals 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: Holes and goals · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"