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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
BBQ2026's Group
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The Drunk Monkey

owned by BBQ2026 · active for 153 days
Premier bar 🏘️ BBQ2026's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
153
Win streak
2
54 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
32

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pond
Maggie May's · 21w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 21w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
🔭
Keeping Tabs
19.0% of bars
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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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Century Club
21.7% of bars
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Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
and 26 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
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???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-04
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:11
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs The Drunk Monkey 641 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: Me go the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 The Drunk Monkey beat Me go in Week 2 (641–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:25
🏆 FINAL: Jackson's Hole 0 vs The Drunk Monkey 463 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: Jackson's Hole the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:13
🏆 The Drunk Monkey beat Jackson's Hole in Week 1 (463–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:16
🏆 FINAL: The Drunk Monkey 602 vs goon paradice 0 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: goon paradice the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Bar Group
BBQ2026's Group
💎
The Drunk Monkey
@BBQ2026
Premier BBQ2026's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
153
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔭
Keeping Tabs
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
💯
Century Club
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-08-04
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs The Drunk Monkey 641 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: Me go the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Drunk Monkey beat Me go in Week 2 (641–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Jackson's Hole 0 vs The Drunk Monkey 463 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: Jackson's Hole the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 The Drunk Monkey beat Jackson's Hole in Week 1 (463–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Drunk Monkey 602 vs goon paradice 0 Winner: The Drunk Monkey · Loser: goon paradice the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"