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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Beefys Bar

owned by Beefy · active for 152 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Focus
Camel Toe · 21w loyal
Donut
Maggie's Resort · 21w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔴
Four in a Row
26.7% of bars
💘
Smitten
30.0% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Power Cut Pavilion 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Power Cut Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:55
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Pattaya Hugo's 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Pattaya Hugo's the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs The shipfaced sailor 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: The shipfaced sailor the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:01
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magie Mays AGoGO 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magie Mays AGoGO the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magic Pink 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magic Pink the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Beefys Bar
@Beefy
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔴
Four in a Row
💘
Smitten
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Power Cut Pavilion 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Power Cut Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Pattaya Hugo's 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Pattaya Hugo's the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs The shipfaced sailor 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: The shipfaced sailor the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magie Mays AGoGO 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magie Mays AGoGO the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Beefys Bar 0 vs Magic Pink 0 Winner: Beefys Bar · Loser: Magic Pink the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"