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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Poseidon's Palace

owned by Poseidon555 · active for 152 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Da da
Maggie May's · 21w loyal
Bella
Bradley's · 21w loyal
Wi
Maggie May's · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Full House
73.9% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.5% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:14
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Pattaya Hugo's 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Pattaya Hugo's the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Ky gell 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Ky gell the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Poseidon's Palace
@Poseidon555
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
152
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Pattaya Hugo's 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Pattaya Hugo's the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Ky gell 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Ky gell the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Poseidon's Palace 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: Poseidon's Palace · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"