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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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iPhone McPhoneface

owned by iphone · active for 181 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 27w loyal
Ta
Maggie May's · 27w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:30
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs Lickables 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: Lickables the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:59
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: Lazy Lizard Lounge the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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iPhone McPhoneface
@iphone
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🪑
Home Improvement
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs Lickables 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: Lickables the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 Winner: iPhone McPhoneface · Loser: Lazy Lizard Lounge the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"