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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Bronze Briton

owned by bbcnews · active for 150 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
150
Win streak
1
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nupuk
Club Fate · 21w loyal
Minny
Club Fate · 21w loyal
Tata
Club Fate · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Back to School
12.3% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Club Fate
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs wurrr 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: wurrr the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:18
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs BlueMoonSpecial 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: BlueMoonSpecial the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs The Pussy 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: The Pussy the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs Young and fun 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: Young and fun the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs Self Destructive Behavior 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: Self Destructive Behavior the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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The Bronze Briton
@bbcnews
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
150
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
📚
Back to School
❤
Devoted
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs wurrr 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: wurrr the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs BlueMoonSpecial 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: BlueMoonSpecial the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs The Pussy 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: The Pussy the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs Young and fun 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: Young and fun the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs Self Destructive Behavior 0 Winner: The Bronze Briton · Loser: Self Destructive Behavior the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"