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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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G’s

owned by John · active for 105 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
105
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
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Full House
74.2% of bars
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Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Ladyboylovers 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Ladyboylovers the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Flip Flop Fiesta 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Flip Flop Fiesta the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Dragon 507 vs G’s 574 Winner: G’s · Loser: Drunken Dragon the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 G’s beat Drunken Dragon in Week 2 (574–507 drinks).
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:30
🏆 FINAL: MrWho 114 vs G’s 553 Winner: G’s · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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G’s
@John
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
105
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
🔥
Hot Streak
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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???
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???
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???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Ladyboylovers 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Ladyboylovers the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: G’s 0 vs Flip Flop Fiesta 0 Winner: G’s · Loser: Flip Flop Fiesta the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Drunken Dragon 507 vs G’s 574 Winner: G’s · Loser: Drunken Dragon the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 G’s beat Drunken Dragon in Week 2 (574–507 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MrWho 114 vs G’s 553 Winner: G’s · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"