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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Lazy Lizard Lounge

owned by grapplewick · active for 104 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
104
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ploy
Club Fate · 14w loyal
Sailom
Maggie May's · 14w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Home Improvement
43.9% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
50.5% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
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Roasted
63.8% of bars
👥
Full House
74.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:12
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 vs Fat Toms sausage factory 0 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Fat Toms sausage factory the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 vs Chang Paradise 2 0 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Chang Paradise 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 169 vs Tease Tavern 145 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Tease Tavern the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:06
🏆 Lazy Lizard Lounge beat Tease Tavern in Week 2 (169–145 drinks).
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Lazy Lizard Lounge
@grapplewick
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
104
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🪑
Home Improvement
🌸
Hometown Heroes
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
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???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 vs Fat Toms sausage factory 0 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Fat Toms sausage factory the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 vs Schlongs 0 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Schlongs the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 0 vs Chang Paradise 2 0 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Chang Paradise 2 the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lazy Lizard Lounge 169 vs Tease Tavern 145 Winner: Lazy Lizard Lounge · Loser: Tease Tavern the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Lazy Lizard Lounge beat Tease Tavern in Week 2 (169–145 drinks).