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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Down under bar

owned by Rusty25 · active for 148 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
148
Win streak
1
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
19

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nui
Camel Toe · 21w loyal
Taki
Maggie's Resort · 21w loyal
Donut
Maggie's Resort · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💘
Smitten
30.0% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
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Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs Poison Play Bar 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: Poison Play Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:58
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs iPhone McPhoneface 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs 小白就把 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: 小白就把 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs Four Walls & A Beer 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: Four Walls & A Beer the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:11
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs Brown ⭐ 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: Brown ⭐ the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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Down under bar
@Rusty25
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
148
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💘
Smitten
❤
Devoted
🪑
Home Improvement
💪
Comeback Kid
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs Poison Play Bar 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: Poison Play Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs iPhone McPhoneface 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs 小白就把 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: 小白就把 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs Four Walls & A Beer 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: Four Walls & A Beer the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Down under bar 0 vs Brown ⭐ 0 Winner: Down under bar · Loser: Brown ⭐ the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"