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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Secrets

owned by Soobie · active for 148 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
148
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ae
Maggie May's · 21w loyal
Ploy
Club Fate · 21w loyal
Aom
Maggie's Jomtien · 21w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:51
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Bill‘s Palace 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Bill‘s Palace the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Minda 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Minda the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:06
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs fos 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Club Felix 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Club Felix the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:40
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Secrets
@Soobie
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
148
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Bill‘s Palace 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Bill‘s Palace the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Minda 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Minda the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs fos 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: fos the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Club Felix 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Club Felix the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Secrets 0 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: Secrets · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"