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Thunder Downunder
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The Hairy Koala

owned by MattHam · active for 102 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
102
Win streak
9
41 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
43
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ae
Maggie May's · 13w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 12w loyal
Bow
Maggie May's · 12w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

👑
Season Champion
4.8% of bars
🥊
Duelist
6.2% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
🔥
On Fire
14.9% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
15.1% of bars
🔭
Keeping Tabs
15.2% of bars
and 37 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
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Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-13
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-12
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-20
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

milestone · 2026-08-17 02:03:00
🎉 The Hairy Koala hit Day 100 in business.
achievement · 2026-08-17 02:01:24
💯 The Hairy Koala unlocked Century Club.
purchase · 2026-08-16 03:46:36
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-13 22:06:47
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-13 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-10 09:10:03
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-10 (฿2,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🦁
The Hairy Koala
@MattHam
Premier Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
102
Win streak
9
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
🥊
Duelist
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔥
On Fire
🎓
Star Pupil
🔭
Keeping Tabs
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-13
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-12
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-20
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
milestone
🎉 The Hairy Koala hit Day 100 in business.
achievement
💯 The Hairy Koala unlocked Century Club.
purchase
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-13 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 The Hairy Koala booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-10 (฿2,000).