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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Happy Spanker

owned by Dan6969 · active for 136 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
7 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
34

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kwang
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Fon
Maggie's Jomtien · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💎
Diamond Hands
6.6% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
11.7% of bars
🎲
Hustler
13.0% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
22.3% of bars
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
24.7% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
25.5% of bars
and 28 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:56
🏆 FINAL: Happy Spanker 0 vs Bust Up 0 Winner: Happy Spanker · Loser: Bust Up the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:41
🏆 FINAL: Happy Spanker 0 vs Maggie May's Beer Complex 0 Winner: Happy Spanker · Loser: Maggie May's Beer Complex the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
streak · 2026-06-29 02:02:37
🔥 Happy Spanker on a 5-win streak!
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:10
🏆 FINAL: Pink Angels 1,726 vs Happy Spanker 1,948 Winner: Happy Spanker · Loser: Pink Angels the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 Happy Spanker beat Pink Angels in Week 2 (1,948–1,726 drinks).
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Happy Spanker
@Dan6969
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💎
Diamond Hands
🃏
Playing Dirty
🎲
Hustler
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🔴
Four in a Row
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Happy Spanker 0 vs Bust Up 0 Winner: Happy Spanker · Loser: Bust Up the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Happy Spanker 0 vs Maggie May's Beer Complex 0 Winner: Happy Spanker · Loser: Maggie May's Beer Complex the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
streak
🔥 Happy Spanker on a 5-win streak!
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pink Angels 1,726 vs Happy Spanker 1,948 Winner: Happy Spanker · Loser: Pink Angels the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Happy Spanker beat Pink Angels in Week 2 (1,948–1,726 drinks).