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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hidden Lantern

owned by lantern_steve · active for 146 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
146
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Dimon
Bradley's · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Pool Shark
18.4% of bars
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Shake It Off
25.5% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
26.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:11
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs 8B 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: 8B the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs MrWho 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:59
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs Two Inch Bar 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: Two Inch Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs Sillius Soddus 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: Sillius Soddus the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs Fuck you @petOr bar 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: Fuck you @petOr bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Hidden Lantern
@lantern_steve
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
146
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎱
Pool Shark
🎲
Shake It Off
🔴
Four in a Row
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
1 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs 8B 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: 8B the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs MrWho 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs Two Inch Bar 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: Two Inch Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs Sillius Soddus 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: Sillius Soddus the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hidden Lantern 0 vs Fuck you @petOr bar 0 Winner: Hidden Lantern · Loser: Fuck you @petOr bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"