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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Moss Eisley

owned by Geffe · active for 101 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
101
Win streak
1
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nis
Maggie May's · 14w loyal
Elsa
Bradley's · 14w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
🐢
Roasted
63.8% of bars
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Full House
74.2% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:28
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 653 vs Fishy Fingers 470 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-05-25 02:01:26
🏆 Moss Eisley beat Fishy Fingers in Week 1 (653–470 drinks).
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Moss Eisley
@Geffe
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
101
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
⚡
Double Synergy
🔥
Heating Up
🐢
Roasted
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 653 vs Fishy Fingers 470 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Moss Eisley beat Fishy Fingers in Week 1 (653–470 drinks).