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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Moss Eisley

owned by Geffe · active for 146 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
146
Win streak
0
1 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Elsa
Bradley's · 20w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 20w loyal
Nis
Maggie May's · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:00
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs B52 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:16
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Biggus Dickus 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Biggus Dickus the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Pepe's Bodega 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Pepe's Bodega the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Moss Eisley
@Geffe
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
146
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-16
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs B52 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Biggus Dickus 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Biggus Dickus the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Pepe's Bodega 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Pepe's Bodega the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Moss Eisley 0 vs Charlie 0 Winner: Moss Eisley · Loser: Charlie the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"