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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Adeptus Whorium & Tabernae Co.
"Suffer Not the Sober, the Celibate, or the Solvent."
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GrimDank VII - House Escher

owned by Pip (Jason) · active for 101 days
Established bar 🏘️ Adeptus Whorium & Tabernae Co.
Tier
Established
Days in business
101
Win streak
1
15 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
19
🎯 Called it
0 / 1 correct H2H picks

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Rival Sweep
13.5% of bars
💔
Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
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By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
🤖
First Blood
16.0% of bars
🏗️
Going Big
28.4% of bars
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Home Improvement
43.9% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:54
🏆 FINAL: GrimDank VII - House Escher 0 vs Private Dick 0 Winner: GrimDank VII - House Escher · Loser: Private Dick the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:08
🏆 FINAL: BrassHouse 18 vs GrimDank VII - House Escher 68 Winner: GrimDank VII - House Escher · Loser: BrassHouse the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:38
🏆 GrimDank VII - House Escher beat BrassHouse in Week 2 (68–18 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: Engagement Test Bar 0 vs GrimDank VII - House Escher 86 Winner: GrimDank VII - House Escher · Loser: Engagement Test Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:03
🏆 GrimDank VII - House Escher beat Engagement Test Bar in Week 2 (86–0 drinks).
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Bar Group
Adeptus Whorium & Tabernae Co.
"Suffer Not the Sober, the Celibate, or the Solvent."
🦁
GrimDank VII - House Escher
@Pip (Jason)
Established Adeptus Whorium & Tabernae Co.
Tier
Established
Days in business
101
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🎯 Called it
0 / 1 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔥
Rival Sweep
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
🤖
First Blood
🏗️
Going Big
🪑
Home Improvement
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GrimDank VII - House Escher 0 vs Private Dick 0 Winner: GrimDank VII - House Escher · Loser: Private Dick the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: BrassHouse 18 vs GrimDank VII - House Escher 68 Winner: GrimDank VII - House Escher · Loser: BrassHouse the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 GrimDank VII - House Escher beat BrassHouse in Week 2 (68–18 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Engagement Test Bar 0 vs GrimDank VII - House Escher 86 Winner: GrimDank VII - House Escher · Loser: Engagement Test Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 GrimDank VII - House Escher beat Engagement Test Bar in Week 2 (86–0 drinks).