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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Wandering Willies

owned by Willy · active for 145 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
145
Win streak
2
Best night
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Championships
0
Achievements
4

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs dasd 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: dasd the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Amber bar 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Amber bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:11
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Engagement Test Bar 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Engagement Test Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Pad Thai Parlour 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Pad Thai Parlour the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Silo Silk 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Silo Silk the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Wandering Willies
@Willy
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
145
Win streak
2
Best night
...
🏆 Achievement showcase
🐢
Roasted
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs dasd 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: dasd the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Amber bar 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Amber bar the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Engagement Test Bar 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Engagement Test Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Pad Thai Parlour 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Pad Thai Parlour the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Wandering Willies 0 vs Silo Silk 0 Winner: Wandering Willies · Loser: Silo Silk the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"