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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hansum Man

owned by Dickachu · active for 144 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
144
Win streak
1
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
20

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

O-por
Club Fate · 20w loyal
Thangmo
Camel Toe · 20w loyal
Puinoon
Catflaps · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎲
Hustler
12.1% of bars
🎱
Pool Shark
18.4% of bars
🎲
Shake It Off
25.5% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
26.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🪑
Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
and 14 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-12
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-12
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-12

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs sex 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs Electric Blue 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: Electric Blue the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:52
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs 7th HEAVEN XOX 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: 7th HEAVEN XOX the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:12
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs Lickables 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: Lickables the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Neon lights bar 0 vs Hansum Man 279 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: Neon lights bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Hansum Man
@Dickachu
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
144
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎲
Hustler
🎱
Pool Shark
🎲
Shake It Off
🔴
Four in a Row
❤
Devoted
🪑
Home Improvement
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-12
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-12
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-12
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs sex 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: sex the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs Electric Blue 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: Electric Blue the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs 7th HEAVEN XOX 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: 7th HEAVEN XOX the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hansum Man 0 vs Lickables 0 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: Lickables the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Neon lights bar 0 vs Hansum Man 279 Winner: Hansum Man · Loser: Neon lights bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"