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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Pudjo's

owned by pudjo · active for 143 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
143
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nadai
Maggie's Jomtien · 20w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 20w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-05-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-13
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-13
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-13
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Maggie's Resort
2026-05-13

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:51
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs Cheese 0 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: Cheese the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs Chickentikka 0 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: Chickentikka the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: The Shaved Beaver 164 vs Pudjo's 211 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: The Shaved Beaver the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:06
🏆 Pudjo's beat The Shaved Beaver in Week 2 (211–164 drinks).
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Pudjo's
@pudjo
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
143
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-13
❓
???
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-13
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-13
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-13
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs Cheese 0 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: Cheese the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs Chickentikka 0 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: Chickentikka the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs Loose Sphincters 4 0 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: Loose Sphincters 4 the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Shaved Beaver 164 vs Pudjo's 211 Winner: Pudjo's · Loser: The Shaved Beaver the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Pudjo's beat The Shaved Beaver in Week 2 (211–164 drinks).