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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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JoJo's Bizarre Bar

owned by vindici · active for 143 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
143
Win streak
0
3 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
16

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nadai
Maggie's Jomtien · 20w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 20w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
and 10 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-13
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-13
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-13
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:25
🏆 FINAL: JoJo's Bizarre Bar 0 vs The Mermaid's Ass 0 Winner: JoJo's Bizarre Bar · Loser: The Mermaid's Ass the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:52
🏆 FINAL: JoJo's Bizarre Bar 0 vs The Ships Wheel 0 Winner: JoJo's Bizarre Bar · Loser: The Ships Wheel the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-03 00:24:08
🏆 JoJo's Bizarre Bar beat EPSTEIN ISLAND in Week 3 (68–67 drinks).
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: JoJo's Bizarre Bar 782 vs Dining at the Y 775 Winner: JoJo's Bizarre Bar · Loser: Dining at the Y the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:07
🏆 JoJo's Bizarre Bar beat Dining at the Y in Week 2 (782–775 drinks).
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JoJo's Bizarre Bar
@vindici
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
143
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
❤
Devoted
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-13
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-13
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-13
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: JoJo's Bizarre Bar 0 vs The Mermaid's Ass 0 Winner: JoJo's Bizarre Bar · Loser: The Mermaid's Ass the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: JoJo's Bizarre Bar 0 vs The Ships Wheel 0 Winner: JoJo's Bizarre Bar · Loser: The Ships Wheel the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 JoJo's Bizarre Bar beat EPSTEIN ISLAND in Week 3 (68–67 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: JoJo's Bizarre Bar 782 vs Dining at the Y 775 Winner: JoJo's Bizarre Bar · Loser: Dining at the Y the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 JoJo's Bizarre Bar beat Dining at the Y in Week 2 (782–775 drinks).