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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Owls Nest

owned by Nonleague · active for 143 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
143
Win streak
0
18 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
19

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Anat
Brasshouse · 20w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 20w loyal
Didi
Maggie's Resort · 20w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-05-13
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-13
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-05-13

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:17
🏆 FINAL: Owls Nest 0 vs Electric paradise 0 Winner: Owls Nest · Loser: Electric paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Len Jum Jee 0 vs Owls Nest 581 Winner: Owls Nest · Loser: Len Jum Jee the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 Owls Nest beat Len Jum Jee in Week 1 (581–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: Fame And Filth 0 vs Owls Nest 375 Winner: Owls Nest · Loser: Fame And Filth the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:03
🏆 Owls Nest beat Fame And Filth in Week 2 (375–0 drinks).
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Owls Nest
@Nonleague
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
143
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💰
Millionaire
❤
Devoted
💪
Comeback Kid
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-05-13
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-13
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-13
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Owls Nest 0 vs Electric paradise 0 Winner: Owls Nest · Loser: Electric paradise the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Len Jum Jee 0 vs Owls Nest 581 Winner: Owls Nest · Loser: Len Jum Jee the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Owls Nest beat Len Jum Jee in Week 1 (581–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Fame And Filth 0 vs Owls Nest 375 Winner: Owls Nest · Loser: Fame And Filth the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Owls Nest beat Fame And Filth in Week 2 (375–0 drinks).