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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The G Spot

owned by Nickh · active for 181 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
4
35 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
34

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Venus
Maggie's Resort · 27w loyal
Jinny
Catflaps · 27w loyal
Pam
Maggie's Resort · 27w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏇
By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
💯
Century Club
21.7% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
and 28 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: The G Spot 0 vs The Weasel 0 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: The Weasel the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:30
🏆 FINAL: The G Spot 0 vs Beef Curtains 0 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: Beef Curtains the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:50
🏆 FINAL: The G Spot 171 vs Flat Caps 🧢 0 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: Flat Caps 🧢 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:42
🏆 The G Spot beat Flat Caps 🧢 in Week 2 (171–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:20
🏆 FINAL: The Turgid Todger 0 vs The G Spot 565 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: The Turgid Todger the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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The G Spot
@Nickh
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
4
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🔥
Rival Sweep
💯
Century Club
💦
Songkran Survivor
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🤖
First Blood
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The G Spot 0 vs The Weasel 0 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: The Weasel the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The G Spot 0 vs Beef Curtains 0 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: Beef Curtains the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The G Spot 171 vs Flat Caps 🧢 0 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: Flat Caps 🧢 the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 The G Spot beat Flat Caps 🧢 in Week 2 (171–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Turgid Todger 0 vs The G Spot 565 Winner: The G Spot · Loser: The Turgid Todger the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"